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Joke of the Day

"I was going to tell a joke about Donald Trump's presidential campaign.. but then I realized it was racist, too long, and didn't make any sense."

"What is the common point between broccoli and anal sex? Kids generally don't enjoy them"

"The king splits his kingdom for his three sons... -F**k yeah, said the Fourth Son"

"""What should we call the big finger?"" ""'Thumb' seems as good as any."" ""Impressive. What about this smallest one?"" ""PINKY!"" ""............."""

"A blind man walks into a bar... ...and a table... and a chair."

"What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot."

"How did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank coffee, before it was cool."

"What's a horses' favorite hip-hop dance? The neigh-neigh."

"Q: What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies? - A: Should we walk home or take a dog?"

"A Freudian slip is... when you say one thing, and mean amother."