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Joke of the Day
"What did Jared say when the girl asked him for a footlong? That he only has a 6 inch."
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"What do you call a sexist masseuse? A massage-ynist."
"What do you call two lonely bastards drinking together? Two bastards."
"Dead Babies I hate it when I'm driving out of my garage and my next door neighbour's son stands on my way and I run over him by accident and I have to bury him in my backyard. #FuckGrammar"
"[movie night] Her: Can I pick tonight? Me: You picked last time and it was horrible Her: WE WATCHED OUR WEDDING VIDEO"
"An 18 y/o boy getting a BJ from and 80 y/o woman and a tightrope walker have the same thought...What is it? Don't look down! My Dad broke this one out this morning thought I would share."
"Why Adele crossed the road? To say hello from the other side"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cassie ! Cassie who ? Cassie the forest for the trees !"
"I'd be surprised if no one had ever tried to get pity sex using their Web MD results. ""But, baby, I'm dying..."""
"Prince The artist formerly known as alive"