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Joke of the Day

"I've been taking Viagra for my sunburn Doesnt cure it, but it keeps the sheets off my legs at night"

"How many optometrists does it take to change a lightbulb? One or two? One.... or two?"

"What's the most eco friendly subreddit? /r/Jokes because over 90% is recycled garbage."

"What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read? One with a cemetery plot."

"Why can't Caitlyn Jenner lie to her kids? She's a transparent."

"Mozart got sick and tired and decided to slaughter all his chickens. They wouldn't stop going Bach bach bach."

"So a friend and I Are going to a cafe for brunch. She asked ""Do you think I should get together with Josh? You are like an 8ball to me."" I replied ""What about me?"""

"How does Moses make his coffee? He brews it"

"best sunscreen ever... Xbox 360"

"""Waaaah, my boyfriend is a jerk, but I'm gonna tell twitter instead of him because I have the communication skills of a sea anemone."""