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"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He sipped his coffee before it was cool"
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"""Stressed"" backwards is ""desserts"" so chill and have that cupcake."
"Today, someone asked me if there's a possibility that I know anything about Medieval music. I said, ""not a Gregorian chants""."
"*DJ scratches a sick mix* [crowd goes wild] *DJ scratches a puppy's ear* [crowd ""awws""] *DJ scratches Lotto ticket* [crowd ""oohs""] *wins $1*"
"Life would be more fun if every time we sneezed we lifted off the ground a few feet and came back down in slow motion"
"Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? A: Turn off the carousel."
"What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights? A Sir conference."
"Calm down R&B singers nearing the end of your songs"
"Oh, it's your ""birthday month?"" That's nice, grown adult. I hope you don't survive it."
"What's the definition of a 68? That's when you blow me and I owe you 1."