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Joke of the Day
"Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze? So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat."
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"Luke and Obi-Wan walk into a Chinese restaurant. Ten minutes into the meal, Luke's still having trouble with the chopsticks, dropping food everywhere. Obi-Wan finally snaps, ""Use the forks, Luke."""
"A woman went to the bar with a black eye. ""How'd ya get that?"" asked the bartender. ""From my husband,"" she replied. ""But I thought he was out of town?"" he asked. ""So did I!"" she said."
"""Seize the day"" in Latin is ""Carpe Diem"" ...""Seize the day"" in Douchebag is ""YOLO"""
"Self Respect is... Washing your hands before you take a piss. ...or rather, leave one."
"Have you seen bofa lately? Bofa deez nutz"
"Whats yellow and blue and has a tight ass at one end? A Lidl's carrier bag."
"I'd like to propose a toast... To burning bread. Will you marry me?"
"I once asked a girl if she smoked after sex. She said ""I don't know, I've never looked"""
"Transjenner"