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Joke of the Day

"Just thought of this burn Your dick is so small, when you piss it sounds like Wile E. Coyote falling off a cliff."

"Two roommates were arguing... About who gets to use the microwave first. Then things started getting heated."

"Can't make an important life decision so I'm gonna try and find a wise old black man to impart some wisdom like they do in movies."

"What do you call the hair between your grandma's tits? Her pussy."

"What idiot called it ""Fox News"" and not ""white whine""?"

"I just love that new Pope smell."

"It's been a big year for my ten-year-old. Two months ago, he attended his first confession.... .... It took the cops four hours to break him. He's got some willpower, that kid!"

"I saw some crippled kid getting picked on the other day... He got kinda upset with me when I told him to stand up for himself."

"What car does Jesus drive? A Christler"

"*slowly unwraps a candy bar as neighbor talks about her new diet"