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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the hair between your grandma's tits? Her pussy."
Next Joke
"To the woman who keeps pounding on my door at night: I'm not letting you out."
"Joke If I had a quarter for every time someone called me racist I would eventually be robbed by a black guy."
"I like my women like I like my condoms. Wrapped around my dick and full of my semen."
"I asked my date if she'd ever done drugs. ""No,"" she said, taking a sip of her water. I said, ""Well, you have now."""
"If lemonade is made from lemons, what's a colonnade made from?"
"What is the difference between a turkey and my wife? I stuff the turkey before eating it."
"I bet if Jesus had turned water into Vodka. The Bible would've been a lot more interesting."
"first date on the first date with girls we play jenga, show her my pull out game is strong."
"Wanna hear a funny joke? Womens rights."