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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between batman and a black man? Batman can go out in the night without robin.^Sorry!"

"What letter appears most frequently in the word CANADA?"

"Helen Keller walks into a bar... And then a table... And then some chairs... And then a plate Glass window..."

"What does a Muslim have if they hate their god? An Allahgy"

"If Oprah took over Favstar, everyone would get a trophy."

"I hate when interviewers ask ""why do you want this job?"" So many responses run through my head, but I don't want to sound unprofessional by saying ""because I need the fucking money."""

"I've got a mentally disabled flamboyantly homosexual friend. I describe him as being flame retardant."

"Why is it hard to play Uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards."

"Sometimes I try to eat healthy but my stomach's like ""what if you die tomorrow?"" and I'm like ""good point"" and I have a whole pizza."

"What's the craziest ""would you rather"" scenario you've ever heard? Time for some new ones, the classics are getting tired..."