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Joke of the Day

"What letter appears most frequently in the word CANADA?"

"Clark Kent: How's your lunch? Bruce Wayne: This soup is great. CK: don't BW: You could even say CK: please don't BW: It's Souper, man"

"I don't know. ""Hairy ass"" makes me sound kinda edgy but ""fuzzy bum"" is more family friendly. It's a tough call. Resumes are tricky."

"My dad is 100% Swedish and this was his favorite joke to tell waitresses when we went out to eat. Waitress: Are you all finished? Dad: No, I'm not Finnish, I'm Swedish."

"I had a bad donair earlier Now I falafel"

"What is the difference between paint and a midgets' underpants? When you sniff paint, you get high"

"What's in the toilet of the Star Ship enterprise? The captains log"

"Just before a Subway employee starts making my sandwich, I'll stop them and whisper, ""Like you mean it."""

"What's a ego maniac's favorite candy? Air heads"

"What can think the unthinkable? An itheberg."