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Joke of the Day
"What does a Muslim have if they hate their god? An Allahgy"
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"What is a ram's favorite song on February 14th? I only have eyes for ewe, dear "
"I like my women like I like my panic attacks Ready to fuck me without a moment's notice"
"A gay man introduced himself to me at the bar the other day. He said, ""my name is Richard. But I prefer Dick."""
"Yo momma so fat When she went to the beach the whales started singing ""We are family!"""
"Cells multiply by dividing."
"Why couldn't the crime scene investigators find the murder weapon? They thought it was a piece of cake."
"Knock knock.... Who's there?.... Whale.... Whale who? Whale that's enough of that joke"
"I have three daughters. They are Three, Ten and Eleven. I know, I know! These are strange names."
"I was once blind for 5 years It was a very dark time in my life."