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Joke of the Day

"Helen Keller walks into a bar... And then a table... And then some chairs... And then a plate Glass window..."

"I'll be honest, the only time I'd ever want to be 'Keeping Up With The Kardashians' would be if I was chasing them With an axe."

"Why do rednecks make the best sandwiches? Because they are in bread."

"Prince The artist formerly known as alive"

"What do baby pythons play with? Rattle-snakes."

"""This is wrong on sooo many levels"" I say to my victims as I rob them at gun point on elevators."

"Save the date! Someone is trying to ruin it by having a wedding."

"I just realized the reason old people seem so angry is because we've ruined everything."

"Why is the ocean salty? Because land doesn't wave back."

"If you know shes had a bad day just ask her how she is doing. Then when shes talking you can think of a good tweet that makes fun of her day"