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Joke of the Day
"Stephen Hawking walks into a bar"
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"What is Minecraft? It's Hitler's lesser known second book about his love of knitting. Officially the title is Mein Kraft but, the kids like this spelling more."
"What does the government and pedophiles have in common? They defile private things."
"Kanye West Running For President 2020"
"I like my women like I like my coffee Without some other guy's dick in em"
"Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? Neither have they."
"Two sowing machines are sitting in a bar.. And one says, *""Are you a singer?""* Then the other replies, *""Why? Janome?""*"
"love i have been in love with the same woman for 17 years now....if my wife ever finds that out she will kill me!"
"What's the difference between God and Trump? God doesn't think he's Donald Trump!"
"""That goddamn janitor drew a dick on the chalkboard again!"" (Bad Will Hunting.)"