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Joke of the Day
"""I'm too sexy for my mom."" - Right Said Freud"
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"Don't be that guy that tells people not to be ""that guy."""
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"Calm down, Windows Update. I'll restart my computer during work time."
"Some day, Canada will take over the world. And then we'll all be sorry."
"An app that makes your phone ring whenever someone asks ""so what's next for you"""
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"Modern Feminism Saw this subreddit so I thought I'd pitch in my two cents."