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Joke of the Day
"Anyone who doesn't request unlimited salad and breadsticks as their last meal is an idiot"
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"Jokes about female hygiene are totally inappropriate Period."
"Malaysia Airlines loses contact with another plane. At least they know where this one is."
"What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip? Recalculating route."
"Everybody on Earth must be ''literate''... because nobody ever uses the trash cans anymore :/"
"The only problem with kissing a perfect 10... ...is how cold the mirror feels against your lips."
"How do you make a squid laugh? Ten tickles."
"Undecided voters are the same undecided people we hate for holding up the buffet line."
"Some folks just can't pull off a bow tie... ...and they choke to death."
"TIFU by starting a World War after accidently shooting a British submarine. Oops, wrong sub."