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Joke of the Day
"Anyone who doesn't request unlimited salad and breadsticks as their last meal is an idiot"
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"Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC? Because it was on old croc."
"Leave it to the military to take a fun activity like a clusterfuck and put a negative spin on it."
"What should we call this portable computer? SOME GUY: Laptop [everyone applauds...w/ tears in my eyes i crumple a paper that says Kneeputer]"
"If I had a dollar for every time Donald Trump denied something... Then I too would have a small loan of 1 million dollars"
"*wears an ""Only God Can Judge Me"" t-shirt to court*"
"WHY ARE THEY STILL PLAYING CHRISTMAS COMMERCIALS? Me watching recorded TV shows"
"According to my bank account, I'm Rich! Rich Anderson, the name of the man whose identity I stole."
"What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car in front of an abortion clinic? Going in to ask for a coat hanger"
"If I had a dollar for every time someone over 40 told me my generation sucks... I wouldn't have to give so many blowjobs."