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Joke of the Day
"I went on a blind date once... ...her name was ....:::..... ::...:..:...:"
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"Why can't you trick an aborted baby? (NSFL/NSFW) Because it wasn't born yesterday."
"What's black, white, and red all over? The bludgeoned face of a bi racial man in 2017 america."
"So, I measured my penis with one of those digital rulers... ...Anyone know how to convert LOL into inches?"
"The sun is a star. So technically it's night all the time."
"Maybe I'll starting bringing a spray bottle and treat them like misbehaving cats. ""NO!"" *Shoots person in face*"
"What's the worst part about a potato famine? You can't get to the root of the problem."
"Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ? Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !"
"Give a man a gun and he will rob a bank Give a man a bank and he will rob everyone"
"To the cars honking behind me, Sorry I held up the drive thru line for 5 minutes counting to make sure I got all 50 of my McNuggets"