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Joke of the Day
"How do weathermen get up a mountain? They climate"
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"Float like a jellyfish, sting like a jellyfish."
"I'll have whatever Steve Buscemi isn't having."
"My wife wants to go on a romantic date for Valentine's Day so I guess I'll stay home with the kids."
"Why are things sent by car called shipments, and things sent by ships called cargo?"
"What do you call an elephant that doesn't keep up to date? irrelephant"
"How is air like sex? It's no big deal unless you're not getting any."
"Did you hear about the butcher who backed into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work"
"I have a joke about time travel But you got it the first time. (Best told two or three days after making the recently posted ""I have a joke about time travel, but you didn't like it."")"
"I'm pretty sure Robin Hood was black and he was just robbin the hood."