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Joke of the Day
"What does an elderly Mexican have? Senority"
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"What do you call a cholo with one leg shorter than the other? A Crip"
"I tried eating a whole llama once. I couldn't finish it, so I figured ""Eh, alpaca lunch for tomorrow."""
"How much does a Satanist weigh? A pentagram."
"Ominous music should play when you meet the wrong ppl."
"What kind of blood did the mna have who culdn't spel right? Typo."
"A Jewish boy asks his father for 20 dollars... ""10 dollars!? Why do you need 5 dollars?!"""
"Today I really missed my Ex I think I need a better scope."
"How you turn a washer into a snow blower? Hand her a shovel"
"What do you call a dog with no legs? ...it doesn't matter, he isn't going to come anyways."