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Joke of the Day
"What does an elderly Mexican have? Senority"
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"A rhyme which is neither Hickory nor Dickory Hungary Dungaree Duck That fowl sure loves to fuck just like his feathers his zipper is down Hungary Dungaree Duck"
"A mite is sitting on a fly. Fly: Hey, bug on my back, are you a mite? Mite: I mite be. Fly: Stupidest pun I ever heard. Mite: What do you expect? I just made it up on the fly."
"Why are Peter pan Jokes always funny? Because they never grow old"
"What's easier to pick up the heavier it gets? Woman"
"The Shining is my favorite movie about what can happen when you spend too much time with family."
"What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill? Running. Jk. Rolling."
"Why'd the seaman cross the road? Because I wore the wrong sock that day."
"A patient kept complaining about his life-support machine making a weird noise So I tried turning it off and back on again."
"What is the difference between period blood and sand? You can't gargle sand!"