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Joke of the Day
"A Jewish boy asks his father for 20 dollars... ""10 dollars!? Why do you need 5 dollars?!"""
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"If the light turns green & the guy behind you honks cause he thinks you're taking too long to go get out & start checking your tire pressure"
"My son sounds like a goat when he cries. He's just a little kid."
"I like my women like I like my coffee... Hot and all over my crotch. Edit: My highest rated post is about coffe on my crotch."
"I probably would have been a pretty good doctor, until I found out that I still get paid if the people die. Then I'd just be like, whatever"
"How do Japanese Chihuahuas say 'Hello'? Konichihuahua"
"Overheard this at Grand Canyon. ""Why do they put chicken wire around these plants? Other guy:"" To protect the chicken plants"""
"*adds 'memory loss' to Symptoms* *adds 'memory loss' to Symptoms* *adds 'memory loss' to Symptoms* *adds 'memory loss' to Symptoms*"
"What's the worst thing about running 100 meters in less than 10 seconds? Being black."
"Why is it so hard to forgive hitler? Because he did nothing wrong"