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Joke of the Day
"What kind of blood did the mna have who culdn't spel right? Typo."
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"I wish my parents ran when they heard The Rolling Stones. Now they're stuck under a pile of rocks."
"Someone just called for cleanup in the dairy aisle but I'm the only one here so I dropped the jug of milk I was holding and ran"
"The neighbor's dog has barked non stop for three hours. And now I know how the Chinese first discovered that dogs make a tasty snack."
"Just smiled back at a Toyota commercial."
"My boyfriend thinks I'm not funny. Whatever, at least I'm a real person."
"Did you hear about the Mexican train robber? He really had loco-motives."
"Nobody suspects that you're digging a grave when you're always working on your landscape."
"what lies dead, a hundred feet in the air? a dead centipede"
"Why did the python do national service ? He was coiled up !"