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Joke of the Day
"How you turn a washer into a snow blower? Hand her a shovel"
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"Girl1: Why are you so happy? Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said ""Parking Fine"""
"A wig walks into a bar. A wig walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a pint. Bartender replies ""No way man!"" Wig ""Why not?"" Bartender ""Have you seen yourself? You're off your head!"" ;D"
"The pilot asks over the PA system whether there's a doctor on board From the back a guy shouts ""I'm a vegan!"""
"When my wife is sleeping I open her handbag, take out my balls, pat them & whisper ""I know guys I miss you too"" then put them back quietly."
"*pokes forehead* Is this thing on ?"
"A rapist, a priest, and a pedophile walk into a bar. They say ""ow"""
"What is the saddest thing in you're life? That you clicked on this link only to correct my grammer...."
"got 1 of those water bottles w/ the plastic prison inside 4 putting fruit in. i'm gonna put donut in it. donut water.for health n prosperity"
"Why did the Khmer Rouge smoke weed? Because Pol Pot's followers are called Potheads."