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Joke of the Day

"Ominous music should play when you meet the wrong ppl."

"When I was in the first grade my teacher could remember my name Which really hurt since I was home-schooled"

"Army Jokes by Major Laugh"

"What did Mr. Cena's fiancee say on their wedding day? No, John! *You* can't see *me!*"

"Why do Italian men grow moustaches? They want to look like their mothers."

"Why are blowjobs referred to as ""giving head""? ... because it's the only way for women to get ahead in life."

"Exorcist - The Sequel Have you heard about the sequel to the Exorcist? In the new version, a woman hires the Devil to get a priest out of her son."

"What would be the worst possible thing to see on Reddit after losing your family in a car crash? [removed] (two children)"

"I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I said, ""Got any shoes you're not using?"

"If South Carolina is the Game Cocks Their offensive line would be the cock blockers"