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Joke of the Day

"Ominous music should play when you meet the wrong ppl."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he's a fan of anti-jokes."

"What car does the Loch Ness Monster drive? A Ford F-tree-fiddy"

"The bra my boyfriend gave me is really uncomfortable. Sorry, I just had to get that off my chest."

"If we get to have sex with our valentines on Valentine's Day I can't wait until Presidents' Day."

"My Jewish friend was having trouble with his homework..... I guess he needed more concentration."

"Now that the Olympics are over, Michael Phelps can finally be released back to his natural habitat; the couch with a bong."

"I surveyed 100 women and asked them what shampoo they used when showering, 98 of them said, ""How the hell did you get in here?"""

"Everytime someone call me fat,I cut myself... A slice of pizza,who want some?"

"What did the judge say to the attractive woman soaked in pee? You're an eight."