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Joke of the Day
"Today I really missed my Ex I think I need a better scope."
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"*At funeral* ""Your Mom is so fat"" I said eulogy, not roast. ""oh right, I'm sorry. Your mom WAS so fat..."""
"My Grandpa said, our generation relies too much on technology I replied, ""No, your generation relies too much on technology!"" Then I unplugged his life support."
"Trump says that Obama founded ISIS but in his defense Donald thinks that founded is a synonym for ""located"""
"Taxi drivers seem pretty sad these days... I guess you could say they're, *uber* depressed."
"I'm sick and tired of those who say Hillary has no great accomplishments.... I would say staying out of prison for the crimes she committed in the last four decades is a great accomplishment."
"What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? *Walks away*"
"Kidnapping is a dumb crime because you're literally forcing yourself to hang out with someone"
"What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini? You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini."
"What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?"