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Joke of the Day

"Why was Selena Gomez suspended in elementary school? Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself."

"How does Alabama keep alcohol out of high school? Change the drinking age to 25"

"How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb? One, but the light bulb has to want to change."

"I painted my PC black hoping it would run faster but now it doesn't work at all."

"Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill? Because he was dead"

"Why did the dog say he was an actor? His leg was in a cast."

"Two women were sitting quietly."

"What sport do Japanese people watch? Desuball"

"Camping as a couple is stressful... ...it's two in tents."

"What do you call a group of Combi's? A Combi nation!"