197112
Joke of the Day
"Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill? Because he was dead"
Next Joke
"what's better than roses on your piano? tulips on your organ."
"What separates man from animal? The Atlantic Ocean."
"I was going to make a illegal immigrant joke But I wouldn't want to cross that border"
"Mosses did not parted the Red Sea. Chuck Norris did. The Bible got confused because Mosses and Chuck Norris sound so much alike."
"Hillary: if we aren't careful donald trump could be our next president. Let that sink in Clinton Aide: *opens door* Sink: sorry i'm late"
"I'd have a longer attention span if things weren't so shiny"
"How much cum can a gay guy make? A buttload!"
"If you are fat... If you are far, go to the UK, you will lose a couple of pounds"
"What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute? Your job still sucks"