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Joke of the Day

"How many black people does it take to shingle a roof?? One....but you gotta slice him reeeeeaaaalllllll thinnnnnnnnnnnnn....."

"The reason why Scientology can't be a religion? There are no 1,000,000 people that died because of Scientology."

"Russia and Ukraine. What did Russia say to Ukraine? Go Crimea River."

"I seared steaks in our home without adequate ventilation. Now there's a delightful and very visible meat cloud hanging over us."

"If the opposite of ""pro"" is ""con"", then what's the opposite of ""progress""? ""Cliche jokes""."

"Doc Brown and Marty are watching the news The newscaster announces ""Due to a large string of worker protests in the United States the price of cheese has gone up 200%"" Doc Brown: ""Grate, Scott!"""

"""Dad, tell me a joke"" ""Pussy"" ""I don't get it"" ""I know, son"""

"Why should you wrap a gerbil in duct tape? (NSFW) So it doesn't burst when you fuck it."

"Women in England are hos! They've always ready to put some chapstick on their lips."

"My wife wanted me to go shopping, but I had a headache... I must have caught it from her last night when we didn't have sex."