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Joke of the Day

"Why did he do that? Who is she? What does that mean? When did that happen? Why? How? I need to go to the toilet. - Child, at the cinema"

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"My Ex-Wife still misses me BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER!"
"""What do you do in your free time? "" ""I stalk. "" ""Really? I go swimming and for long hikes"" ""I know.""."
"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... Buh-dum-sch."
"Most people don't think I'm as old as I am until they hear me stand up."
"Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked Bruce Campbell in the chin. He broke every bone in that leg."
"*whispers to businessman sleeping next to me on bus* Sleep tight precious angel"
"[3 days into dieting] *sees ad for burger & fries* *drowns in his own saliva*"
"Customer asked where I lived so I thought the most accurate response was ""the internet."""
"Saw a Mexican lady driving around with a ""Jesus"" bumper sticker. Can't tell if she loves Jesus or is really supportive of her husband."