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Joke of the Day

"Why did he do that? Who is she? What does that mean? When did that happen? Why? How? I need to go to the toilet. - Child, at the cinema"

"For a cat named Jingles, his tambourine accompaniment to my blistering bongo solo isn't that impressive."

"Did you hear about the fight in the candy store? Two suckers got licked"

"When is it okay to spit an arab woman in the face? When her moustache is on fire!"

"I've no idea why I'm a virgin. But I'm guessing it's because my Siamese twin is really ugly."

"I saw Stevie Wonder at the airport, but he didn't see me. *(True story, courtesy of Dad)*"

"Yesterday I saw a horse-drawn carriage The proportions were a bit off but the shading and linework were quite remarkable."

"Watch out for black ice I rode a bike over some black ice. I slipped and fell off, and when I looked up, my bike was gone."

"usain bolt, the fastest man in the world, can run almost 30mph. that means if were to run in a neighborhood, he could get pulled over by the cops...for being black."

"Imagine how hard it is to be homeless and gay.. You wouldn't even have a closet to come out of."