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Joke of the Day

"""Dad, tell me a joke"" ""Pussy"" ""I don't get it"" ""I know, son"""

"I got a pay rise in my job. At the end of the day, I went to the pub and bought a drink for everyone there. I like to be generous, even if they did feel a bit weird sharing the same pint."

"Beernuts and Deernuts What's the difference between Beernuts and Deernuts? Beernuts are $8.95 and Deernuts are under a buck!"

"Haters gonna hate Alligators gonna alligate Waiters gonna wait Jet Fuel can't melt steel beams Potatoes gonna potate"

"What do you call a fake Sony phone? Phony"

"Will was killed during his first battle with the US army His comrades got confused when their commander yelled: ""Fire at Will!"""

"Show me a cannibal who gets sick on missionary stew... ...and I'll show you that you can't keep a good man down!"

"Doctor doctor I feel like I'm part of the Internet! Well you do look a site"

"The boy was having trouble learning about computer memory. He kept forgetting everything."

"So I was eating out this girl one time... And then I tasted horse cum, and said ''Grandma that's how you died''"