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Joke of the Day

"""10 Totally Epic Reasons Why You're Going Straight to Hell"" - 2013 version of Ten Commandments"

"Q: What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? A: I wouldn't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face."

"Beware of Advice from Successful People They don't want company."

"What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear? You suffer from pickled hearing!"

"I'm tired of the Mexicans naming their sons Jesus Jesus was not a Mexican, he was a human being. (Please forgive me)"

"How do you know Adam and Eve weren't Chinese? They would have eaten the snake"

"my favorite part about fruit is when I run it under water for 3 seconds to convince myself it's no longer covered in carcinogenic pesticides"

"What did the mad cow say to the other cow? You don't want beef with me"

"I saw two priests eating dinner the other day... ... didn't know if I should send them a bottle of wine or an altar boy."

"A group of prostitutes play WoW. I heard that they call themselves the whore'd."