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Joke of the Day

"I'm tired of the Mexicans naming their sons Jesus Jesus was not a Mexican, he was a human being. (Please forgive me)"

"Do you know what's really tiring../? ... being awake."

"*Shoves a guy* I think you mean the SECOND biggest ""The Sound of Music"" fan on earth, bro."

"What happens when a cow jumps over a barb-wire fence? udder destruction"

"Q: What did the Dorito say to the other Dorito. A: I can't tell you it was to cheesy."

"What is the difference between erotic and kinky? erotic is when you use a feather, kinky is when you use the whole chicken"

"A man's falling from the 50th floor of a skyscraper. When he gets to the 15th floor, he looks down and says, ""So far so good."""

"There's recently been an influx of anti-gay jokes recently and I just wanted to say something: jokes using gay people as the punchline are NOT funny Come on guys"

"Mary Had a Little Lamb, Little Lamb, Little Lamb. Maybe she wasn't that hungry."

"My number one rule to live by is: Don't die."