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Joke of the Day

"What did the mad cow say to the other cow? You don't want beef with me"

"In a cave, I found pictures of women's breasts, but when I touched them, a giant net fell on me. Damn booby trap."

"Me: You wanna have sex tonight? GF: I'm not in the mood babe. Me: Hold on a second. I'm on the phone."

"I'm going to the reverse origami championship tomorrow Can't wait to see how it unfolds"

"If it helps, a lot of the awful ones are either married or gay, too."

"Why is the story of the Mayan Sacrifice girl so sad? Because she died a virgin!"

"Why I Consider Myself A Jokester Jokes are much more acceptable in society than moles."

"A woman has breast implant made from an old oak tree. This made her breasts enormous. This joke would be funny if it had a punchline. Wooden tit?"

"After spending over 3 decades in the hard candy business, I've had enough... I've finally realized it's for suckers."

"What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the moonmission? He Apollo-gized."