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Joke of the Day

"A group of prostitutes play WoW. I heard that they call themselves the whore'd."

"You're the last hot dog on the rollers at 7-11 of people."

"I asked a beautiful Chinese girl for her number. She replied, ""Sex sex sex free sex tonight"". I said, ""Wow"". Then her friend speaks: ""She means 6663629""."

"13: I have a friend that doesn't like baseball, chocolate, or bacon. Me: Pretty sure that's not a friend, bro."

"*Food hits floor* Little germs: GET IT!!! King Germ: NO! We must wait 5 seconds!"

"What do you call a barking dog riding the subway? a sub-woofer!!!"

"My therapist diagnosed me with oppositional defiant disorder but I told them they were wrong."

"A T-Rex and a Dude walk into a bar.... Dude says ""Hey T-Rex, ya got the first round?"" T-Rex says ""Sorry dude, I'm short handed"""

"There's nothing wrong with being a self-made man... Unless you have an Oedipus complex and a time machine."

"I had a sudden, albeit extremely belated, realization about Jared from Subway His career ended the way it began: trying to get into smaller pants."