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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when you have sex with a dwarf who has gender dysmorphia? micro trans action"
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"Study shows 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile. Not me, though. I live next door to 2 really hot middle school girls."
"If guys call short girls ""petite"", what do girls call short guys? Friends."
"Today is David Finchers birthday... WHATS IN THE BOX!?????"
"mirrors can't talk. and lucky for you, they can't laugh."
"How can you tell if Asians are good at sex ? Because out of 6 randomly chosen people, 3 will be Asians."
"Is your name Jingle Bells, cause you look like you go all the way"
"Why do Asians squint with their eyes? Because bombs are bright."
"During sex, my wife always wants to talk to me? Just the other night she called me from some hotel."
"I enjoy political jokes... I just don't like when they get elected."