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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when you have sex with a dwarf who has gender dysmorphia? micro trans action"

"A cow stumbled upon a marijuana field about to get harvested. It quickly turned into a high steak situation. haha?"

"Two kittens are on a sloped roof. Which one slides off first? The one with the lowest mew."

"I found the one When I saw her my knees got weak and my vision got blurry. That's when I realized I drunk the wrong glass."

"What does a Jewish pedophile say? Come buy some candy kids!"

"I have no time for stupid people But they sure do have time for me."

"What do you call a dinosaur that rapes? A sexual predator."

" Q: Why did Hitler shoot himself? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . He lost WW2."

"I'm for driverless cars but honestly having to drive is the only thing standing in the way of me being a complete drunk piece of shit 24/7"

"[Pilot intercom] Me: ""Hello, this is the co-pilot speaking. Not to cause alarm but the pilot has passed out and I lied a lot on my resume."""