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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a joke and 3 dicks? Your mom can't take a joke."
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"A guy who wears a ring is always a dealbreaker. If it's on his ring finger, he's married. If it's not, he's a guy who wears rings."
"I always put pennies in that thing at the convenience store so I can put ""benefactor"" on my resume."
"I went to the blacksmiths for a job interview He asked me ""have you ever shoed a horse before?"" I replied ""no, but i told a donkey to fuck off."""
"whats the best way to go cliff diving? without the body of water"
"Why do hurricanes have girl names? First they are all wild and wet, then they take your house."
"In the meantime I plan on absolutely crushing it over on LinkedIn."
"Did you hear about the pig who saved a man's life? There was this guy who was starving to death..."
"[gets down on 1 knee] Babe will you-- ""Yeah... Here it is"" [she lends me her phone charger] Thanks"
"What is the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my cock down your throat."