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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a joke and 3 dicks? Your mom can't take a joke."

"Mario's brother died... But he was still able to contact him through a Luigi board."

"Did you guys hear about the talking polar bear? He's very arcticulate! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

"A black shape emerges from your attic; all you can see are claws. You've made $4000 in 30 minutes working from home, but at what cost?"

"I said, should we go to my place? She said, ""Come to my house tomorrow, no ones gonna be home. "" I went to her house. No one was there."

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"Getting laughs on Facebook is like going down to the elementary school and dunking on the six foot goals."

"Instead of saying a package is Family Size, it'd be more helpful if it listed a time frame, like 3 Hours Worth of Cookies."

"sometimes when I finish eating a bag of microwave popcorn I try to eat a couple unpopped kernels just to convince myself it's really over"

"What's the difference between a scout boy and a jew? The scout boy comes home from camp."