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Joke of the Day

"Why does not a forth-grader ever take the bus home? Because he knew his parents will make him return it."

"I'll be buying me some more condoms after this New Years Eve! My old ones expire."

"I was watching a tv evangelist this morning and it made me realize how much I'm looking forward to the Rapture. Yeah, I can't wait until all these ""Christians"" are gone."

"What kind of injury results from having an omega-3 bottle thrown at your head? A super-fish-oil wound"

"You gotta hand it to blind prostitutes"

"Did you know it was women who coined the term, ""Bromance""? Yeah, basically the concept of friendship is so foreign to them that they created a new word for it."

"I bought my shoes from a drug dealer... I dont know what he laced them with,but Ive been tripping all day."

"Yo dawg...pass me my 9mm I didn't realize these bolts were metric"

"Why was six afraid of seven? (twist) Because seven was a registered six offender."

"If women can do anything that men can do, then why haven't they ever suppressed an entire gender before? Its a joke lady's."