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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between Santa and a black man? Santa stops after the third Ho"
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"Probably the Biggest Joke of all My fucking existence."
"The 2016 presidential race Nuff said."
"My friend saw Stevie Wonder walking down the street when she went to California! I don't think he saw her though..."
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"im an adult! i make my own bedtimes! i'll stay up all night and function at a fraction of my capacity! like a giant grown-up lethargic baby!"
"I'm not sexist.... because being sexist is wrong, and being wrong is for women."