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Joke of the Day

"Why couldn't the whore house build a second story? To much fucking overhead"

"How manyh grad students does it take to change a light bulb? One, but it takes 7 years."

"I surveyed 100 women & asked which shampoo did they use when showering. 99 of them said, 'HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE'."

"How do gingers make friends? No seriously, im getting lonely."

"Carving a boob into a tree would be pretty cool, Wooden tit?"

"I only shave on days when I'll be having sex. I live life as a yeti now."

"Little Timmy and Little Jimmy saw a Quarter in the Road. . . Little Timmy rushed out to grab it, and got hit by a truck. Little Jimmy laughed cause he knew it was a nickel."

"North Korea right now."

"I just licked guacamole off my elbow. Yup."

"give a man a fish, and he'll just expect more free fish. teach a man to fish, and you can stick him with crippling fishing school debt"