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Joke of the Day
"Sometimes a person is completely out of the picture but you just can't let go of the frame."
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"Why don't you ever hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the 'p' is silent."
"""The world is full of nice people. If you can't find one, be one!"""
"So thankful I wasn't molested as a child, but think it's weird no one tried. Was it my fault??"
"Obamacare."
"It's a shame that nobody is stepping up to defend the clown community Not even the mimes are talking"
"Coffee so good it helps a little old lady cross the street."
"Gonna pay my grandma $100 to slip ""Syrian Refugee 1 and 2"" onto the Thanksgiving seating chart to piss off my uncles."
"Which US state is friendliest toward the Japanese? Ohio"
"real men.. [twitches uncontrollably] don't hi- [""real man"" skin suit falls off revealing fake man who was the one doing bad stuff all along]"