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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes a person is completely out of the picture but you just can't let go of the frame."

"What are the 2 biggest lies men tell? 1) The check's in the mail 2) I won't cum in your mouth"

"""Don't worry, I'll hold your stuff. You just worry about making friends."" - Cargo Pants"

"What did the milk say to the cheese? Hey, you're old!"

"I just added Princess Diana to my xbox friends list. I don't think she has any games though, all she does is spend all day on the dashboard..."

"This coffee tastes like... ...mud, because it was ground a few minutes ago. EDIT: how to tag as 'dirty'?"

"What do women and penny stocks have in common? If you hold on to them too long instead of pumping and dumping them, you'll lose all your shit."

"""Wow, that was a very good sandwich."" - Liam Neeson, at some point, probably"

"My friends and I were trying to decide which award winning drama TV show we should watch It came down to the wire."

"Without context, where would we be? Joke is the title. If you don't get it, think about it a bit."