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Joke of the Day

"Why is Hellen Keller a bad driver? Because she is dead."

"[date] HER: Any hobbies? ME: I collect old comics HER: Oh! Like 1st editions? ME: [flashback to Billy Crystal tied up in basement] Sure"

"I failed my biology test today. There was a question that asked, ""What is commonly found in cells?"" I guess my teacher didn't think ""black people"" was a good answer."

"What does a 75 year old pussy taste like? Depends."

"What do you call a pair of eyeglasses that questions its surroundings? Skepticles."

"How do you disappoint a redditor?"

"What animal has a dick on its back? A police horse."

"Saw HBO were going to be making a new TV show set in an airport... They had to cancel it though as the pilot didn't take off."

"BREAKING: Clint Eastwood visits the Vatican to talk to the empty chair."

"Ate too much salad today so I'm going on an Oreos cleanse tomorrow."