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Joke of the Day

"I'm converting to Islam for my haram bae"

"Did you hear about the missing dalmatian? It's been spotted."

"two fish So there were two fish in a tank. The one fish looked at the other and said ""Hey buddy do you know how to drive this thing?"""

"Why did the girl take a ruler to bed? She wanted to see how long she slept."

"Ban pre-shredded cheese Make America grate again!"

"I didn't make this joke up myself.. I reddit somewhere. My coworker said that about me and thought I'd share :)"

"I told myself after high school I wasn't going to smoke any more weed. I haven't smoked any less either."

"Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot them?"

"There is a vast difference between an underdog and a loser, the first one has a real chance to win."

"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his ass."