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Joke of the Day
"Do you think Michael J Fox....? Do you think Michael J Fox ever gets an answer out of an 8-Ball?"
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"My dentist took a look in my mouth and said, ""Your gums look awful. I told you to floss religiously."" I do, I said, I floss on Christmas and Easter."
"The only word in the English language that is always pronounced wrong is........... Wrong"
"The TV remote, the G-spot and black dads. Some things are just made not to be found."
"LIES! STOP THE LIES! -My reply to my husband whenever he tells me he's gonna ""repair that""."
"I'll tell you what I know about midgets... Very little"
"What do you get when you cross a Jew with a Chinese person? Cha-Ching"
"Yesterday at a job interview I filled my glass of water until it overflowed a little. ""Nervous?"" asked the interviewer I replied, ""No, I always give 110%"""
"What is Donald Trump's favorite nation? Discrimination"
"why do you always have nicer earrings than me mexican babies"