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Joke of the Day

"My Dads career advice was ""Do what you love"". So I'm trying to make a living jerking off and playing video games."

"good morning class *farts* today we'll *farts* be learning *farts* abou *farts* oh god *farts* call an ambula *farts* it hurts so much *fa"

"I talk like a sailor in front of my kid. He's gonna swear anyway and I want him to be good at it."

"How Moses makes his tea? Hebrews it."

"If you can't figure out where you stand with someone, it might be time to stop standing and start walking."

"Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy"

"A man walks into a bar... OUCH!!!!"

"What did one guy say to the other? ""You're a pain in the ass"""

"Hey TV producers! Create a show for white people called ""Brunch Wars"". You're welcome."

"What's the difference between a priest and a pimple? Pimples don't come on boys faces till they hit 13"