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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the cheese get sliced? It was destined for grater."
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"Astronomy Hitler Hitler found a gas planet, he named it Jewpiter ""Probably"" the worst joke"
"If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?"
"I asked my North Korean friend how it was up there he said he couldn't complain..."
"How did the group of 4 dogs win the golf tournament? They combined for 16 paws."
"I lost my job at the hospital today for sexual assault.... It's not my fault that they put up a sign that said, 'stroke patients downstairs'."
"What does a proofreader have in common with a vampire? They search for type-os"
"What is 6.9? A wonderful thing ruined by a period"
"*repeatedly tries to explain Sisyphus to classmates who have apparently never heard of him* I wish you guys could get how ironic this is."
"What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road? ""Hello from the other siiiiiiide!"""