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"What is a bear's favourite drink ? Koka-Koala !"
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"I went to this great German bar They called it the Wunderbar"
"What can an elevator do that a black man can't? Raise a family."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? .... because Bernie Sanders challenged him to a debate about the future of America."
"What do you get if you cross a Phyllis with a Christine? A Philistine with two mommies ..."
"An English, an Irish and a Scottish went to a bar... I am waiting they to come back to finish the joke"
"BREAKING: Judge strikes down Kentucky ban on gay marriage, but ruling on hold while state appeals for right to keep treating gays like shit."
"Did you hear about the new anti-consumerism movement? Nobody's buying it!"
"If we repeal the 14th amendment, does that means there's room for another 2nd amendment? Same as the old one, but this time in all caps."
"Why don't hypochondriacs... Why don't hypochondriacs use lighters? They're afraid of catching fire!"