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Joke of the Day

"What is a bear's favourite drink ? Koka-Koala !"

"A guy walks into his house holding a goat. He says ""This is the pig I've been fucking."" His wife says ""What are you stupid? That's a goat!"" He says ""I wasn't talking to you."""

"Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM? He kneaded the dough"

"I need to do laundry so bad I'm actually wearing Christmas stockings"

"The next time there's an awkward silence, try whispering, ""Did you forget your line?"""

"I'm sorry I showed you snaps from my colonoscopy after you made me look at your ultrasound. I thought we were sharing pics of our innards."

"A black man, a Mexican, a Muslim and a hillbilly are all playing Russian Roulette together. Who is guaranteed to win? Society."

"Yo mama is so fat that we were unable to put her under for the surgery. I'm sorry, there's nothing we could do."

"I got everyone a pet snake for Christmas but you have to catch it, they're in my house, they're everywhere, please come get your snake."

"Hey Dad, The airport called, if you don't turn down your TV, they're filing a complaint."