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Joke of the Day
"Why do they use liquid soap in the Navy? It takes longer to pick up"
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"What's a great way to say I love you to your wife? I have a heart-on for you. Credit where credit is due: -Wayne Gretzky -Michael Scott"
"What do you call a letter that was sent to a man by a feminist? Hate male."
"You'll never know what you want until someone says you can't have it."
"What do nuns do when they get horny? They come to Jesus."
"I heard that Being the one to circumcise elephants doesn't pay too well But the tips are huge!!"
"What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of co-ordination? HAAAANNNNNNNDDDDDDDDD EYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!"
"What did the Hammerhead shark say to his buddies when he got laid? Nailed it."
"When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's cute. I just find it strange how many people have knives on a date."
"What should you do if your girlfriend is choking? Back up a couple of inches."