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Joke of the Day
"Why do they use liquid soap in the Navy? It takes longer to pick up"
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"Do you know whats black on the bottom and white on top? Society"
"Did ye hear about the movie that the pirate went to see? 'Twas rated Argggghhhhh!!!!"
"She: Why don't we ever have sex anymore? Me: What's this ""we"" shit? I'm having plenty."
"What kind of television do horses like? Saddle-lite TV"
"""Siri, what are the side effects of Valium?"" I mumbled into the tv remote."
"I'm trying to tell a Pokemon joke to my brother but he just doesn't get it. He's a slowbro."
"Sometimes... You just gotta treat life like a bad lay... Make funny faces and pretend you're having a good time."
"Whenever I see people exercising early in the morning I think, ""Wow! I'm so impressed I'm up this early!"""
"Why do birch trees only have daughters? Cuz they kill the male birch trees. Nobody likes those sons of birches."