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Joke of the Day

"The bad news is we need to downsize on people named Jeremy, so you're fired. WHAT WAS THE GOOD NEWS? India's tiger population is up 30%!"

"Police just knocked on my door and said my dog is chasing a kid on his bike. What a liar, my dog doesn't even have a bike."

"A double whammy What's black on the bottom and white on top? Apartheid America. What's white on the bottom and black on top? A prison shower."

"Just found out my wife is a dolphin in a wig."

"What did the fat prostitute say to the skinny prostitute? ""We really should have made better life choices."""

"Did you see the story about the missing dolphin? I'd tell you more about it but there's really no porpoise..."

"I always bring an extra pair of socks when I go golfing... ..Just in case I get a hole in one."

"Did you hear about the Marine Rabbi that travelled the world giving circumcisions? They made a movie about him: American Snipper"

"What do you call a police officer that doesn't get out of bed? An under cover cop."

"I just switched my phone to airplane mode and a small child appeared and started kicking me in the back."