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Joke of the Day

"Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because he only comes once a year and it's down the chimney."

"A peephole was found drilled into the wall of a women's locker room in a gym in Manhattan. ...........The police are looking into it."

"I ate some crickets last night. Gave me the runs."

"I've started a glass coffin manufacturing business. My friend asked me if I thought it would be successful. I replied ""remains to be seen""."

"Did ya' hear about the bear that tried to fly from British Columbia to New York? They wouldn't let him bring his carrion. Sorry."

"*stands up and screams* ""PICTURES OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!"" *gets thrown out of Easter service during sermon of the resurrection*"

"What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most ? French press"

"The relationship between a man and a woman is psychological. She's a psycho and he's logical."

"Every store should have one line for people who have their shit together."

"Everyday, millions of plants are killed by vegetarians. Help stop the violence. Eat a steak."