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Joke of the Day
"What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most ? French press"
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"When people try to play games with you, simply choose not to play. Unless it's Naked Twister. Never turn down Naked Twister."
"Your mom said she wanted something that could go from zero to two hundred in 3 seconds... ...so I bought her a scale."
"When a man falls overboard, they say, ""Man overboard!"". What do they say when a woman falls over? ""FULL SPEED AHEAD!"" Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OA8_TlOsV_w#t=82"
"How do pirates know they are pirates? They think therefore they arrr"
"How do telepaths have an orgasm? They get their mind blown."
"An Xbox One got into a fight with a PS4 The ambulance came. Wii U Wii U Wii U."
"What's an ig? A snow house with no dumper. ^I'm ^so ^sorry. ^Deleting ^my ^account."
"Because it pisses off r/funny Why would I type the punchline in the title?"
"""If I write something completely creepy under a girl's Facebook photo, maybe it WON'T be creepy if I end it with 'lol.'"" -guy logic"