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Joke of the Day
"The relationship between a man and a woman is psychological. She's a psycho and he's logical."
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"I can't stop watching the Hunger Games movies... ...I have a heroine addiction."
"I legally changed my name to Edward Genocide... ...you can call me Ed G."
"""IN THIS CORNER.. DWAYNE ""THE ROCK"" JOHNSON"" *the rock beats chest* AND IN THIS CORNER... RYAN ""PAPER"" WALLACE *the rock is visibly nervous*"
"If the shoe fits, wear it. And if these shoes belong to someone else, walk away briskly."
"Whats a vegetables favorite Bee Gee song? Chive Talkin'"
"When I pay for my groceries and the cashier hands me the receipt I like to smile and say ""this will all be poop soon""."
"I hate tacos. Said no Juan ever."