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Joke of the Day

"A peephole was found drilled into the wall of a women's locker room in a gym in Manhattan. ...........The police are looking into it."

"What do you get when you cross a cricket with a bat? Nothing as they cannot breed with eachother"

"What's the difference ? What's the difference between getting your girlfriend pregnant and asking how her day went? There is no difference, you always regret both!"

"Told my girlfriend to watch out! It might smell in the bathroom... She asked if I had used the air freshener. ""yeah, I did"" ""Oh so it smells like shitrus."" man she's funny."

"Did you hear about... ...the new WSPA building downtown? The offices are so small, you couldn't swing a cat in there!"

"Did you hear about that poor gymnast's bank account? Her balance was outstanding."

"Why didn't Isaac Newton drink wine? He knew better than to drink and derive."

"Why shouldn't you sleep with a weatherman? They'll promise 12 to 14 inches, but you'll only get 3 to 5."

"How many Chiropractors does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but they'll take 30 visits to do it."

"What's the first thing a cannibal does in the morning? Grab a cup of joe."