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Joke of the Day
"A man that recently turned blind stabbed himself because he couldn't see the point anymore."
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"*Takes drive down memory lane *Gets a DUI"
"Hadron collider? I hardly know her!"
"What do you do if you come across a lion in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologise"
"It's Earth Day... FUCK Uranus!"
"My wife and I only smoke after sex; I've had the same pack since 2003. She's up to three packs a day. Rodney Dangerfield"